It's called setting expectations. You're just thoughtful enough to warn people in advance.
Why you'll wear it
Cool nights, long weekends, and the walk home that's really more of a victory lap. Selfish Giver keeps talking long after the sun goes down.
The fit
Premium mid-weight pullover fleece with a soft brushed interior, roomy enough to layer over anything. Crisp white print. S–2XL.
The Banter
Banter isn't just clothing. It's a conversation starter. If your humour lives somewhere between clever innuendo and unapologetic confidence, this one earns its spot in the rotation.
Also in this design
Softstyle Tee · Classic Tee · Unisex Tank · Women's Racerback · Champion Crewneck
Makes a ridiculous gift
For your partner, your favourite troublemaker, or the friend who laughs half a second before everyone else catches it.
