It's called setting expectations. You're just thoughtful enough to warn people in advance.
Why you'll wear it
Some people ease into a conversation. You'd rather it start itself. Selfish Giver handles the introductions — at the brewery, on the boat, halfway through a date that was already going well.
The fit
Fitted through the body with a soft, lightweight hand — the tee you reach for without thinking. Crisp white print. S–2XL. Cold wash, tumble low, and the print stays sharp.
The Banter
Banter isn't just clothing. It's a conversation starter. If your humour lives somewhere between clever innuendo and unapologetic confidence, this one earns its spot in the rotation.
Also in this design
Classic Tee · Unisex Tank · Women's Racerback · Hoodie · Champion Crewneck
Makes a ridiculous gift
For your partner, your favourite troublemaker, or the friend who laughs half a second before everyone else catches it.
